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hello my name is magnus and im a new member here and im going to play wolf team :D

SCHOOLS NEARLY OVER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN THE PAST SCHOOLYEAR? HAVE YOU….

[ ] skipped class?
noooo

[ ] had a Boy/Girl “interest”?
uh like a crush? ya

[ ] vandalized?
mhm. shuree...

[ ] danced with someone at school?
not that i remember??

[ ] hugged someone at school?
'course.

[ ] started a rumor?
gawsh no

[ ] gotten a detention?
almost >:[

[ ] cried in school?
pff.. yes.

[ ] made new friends?
what kinda question is this???

[ ] gone to a dance
i live for dances.

[ ] been to a pep ralley
its was a fake one. dont ask

[ ] been IN a pep rally

12:32am, cant sleep and bored out my mind, got work in 5 hours, heres a joke.

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
‘What's up?’ she asks.
‘I'm having a heart attack,’ cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, ‘Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!’

have you ever felt hungry at thanksgiving and you didn't have enough money to buy a turkey well you don't have to you can just get a real turkey and chop its head off an pluck all the feather and but it on a stove for 50hrs and it will be ready and you can add turkey sauce and stuffing and then but it again in oven and then but lettuce around it and pour hot sauce if you want and thats how. :D

that would be me im in super HUGE love with peace sign its just so so cute to me my bff gots these super cut earing they are purple and the perfect size not to big or to littel there perfect so thats all i got for now so i guess........

PEACE OUT
FROM.SABRINA

Hmm Typisch oder =)

Man & Frau

bourd bourdem bourdem too the extreme

I Drank like 5 monsters be for i fell alsleep now im up an its 6:28am here in jap xD

OK if you had to choose which one would you take BOMB SWORD BOW STAFF OR any upgraded versions???!!!

You know its not ever day one would find a guy being attacked by a polar bear with a dead fish.....when hes in Africa...
...
...
...interesting....i dont know why you would think of somthing like that but ok...
well any ways lets look at a more happier topic shall we? ok, well i guess we could all talk about the ah....ah...uhm...well theres always the...ah maybe....maybe we should--no, thats too creppy....uhmm well....mmmm....OH i know! we can talk about the--no wait..thats..ahhhhhhh
...
...
...
well i got nothin.

a l'halloween moi je doire dans un serquelle je suis quoi oui ses sa cool in

une autre de crois un chaufe souris a peure in: des vomis oui ses sa quan le chaufe souris dore il dore la tete a lanver mais quand il dore si il vomis sa va luis faire male in in in in ha ah! ah! ah! ah!

Der Sohn fragt:
"Papi, was ist eigentlich
Politik?"

Erklärt der Vater:
"Das ist ganz einfach ... sieh mal ...
Ich bringe das Geld nach Hause also bin ich
der KAPITALISMUS.
Deine Mutter verwaltet das Geld, also ist
sie
die REGIERUNG.
Der Opa passt auf, dass hier alles seine
Ordnung
hat, also ist er die GEWERKSCHAFT.
Unser Dienstmädchen ist die ARBEITERKLASSE.
Wir alle haben nur eines im Sinn, nämlich
dein
Wohlergehen. Folglich bist Du das VOLK.
Und Dein kleiner Bruder, der noch in den
Windeln liegt, ist die ZUKUNFT.

Hast du das verstanden, mein Sohn?"

haha soy nuevabla bla bla XD
yo se ablaar aleman ingles(poko)y espaniol son una ninia mala!
asiqe tengo un novio :$ qe se llama geraro pero no importa XD
soy como soy i mi prima es gorda anda a la mierdA xdd

qui est cool moi je suis pas cool mais vous vous etre cool byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

bord

Esta es mi primera vez
jajjajaja
pero en el juego
jajaja
a ver ke tal me va
jajaj

eg heiter tord
eg er fra norway

Jetzt garde ging Titanic zu ende

;)

cosmin11 is always creating cool trains in roblox

Hi i'm Razor_Flesh and I want and maybe will be the best RPG gamer on Shaiya

The Darkness calls every1 at a certain time - but this is a rare time - The Darkness isnt calling just you - The Darkness is calling every1 - be champs and visit my pro if you dare >=) muahahahahahahahahahaha - See You Mortals Later >=D

so on myspace many of you have used it or use it im sure well anyways i noticed recently that on gender orientation it say's bisexual, gay, straight, not sure
what exactly does not sure mean? is that really possible can anyone not know?

Then i thought of how this could apply

dude i just walked into the kitchen and got totally turned on by my toaster wtf does that mean? *not sure*

random thoughts again

so this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuijDieOvY&feature=related he says i was dreaming forgive me if i go astray but he stays on a pretty linear thought path.
*beat* means that little background music section
remake:

I was dreaming when i wrote this, forgive me if i go astray
i was fighting giant lobsters, right above my house *beat*
their claws were giant, chocolate sharks *beat*
a guy from my high school, gave me a cake and left? *beat*
i woke up with a puddle around my pants. *beat*

yeah anyways just a random thought occurence and ill do these occasionally

aun no tengo idea como se juega pero es inquitante la espera...

Follow instructions.... DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!!

WUSSUP EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im siggy a fun loving guy go ahed get to know me

fdfdf

Follow instructions.... DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!!