Our Crazy Cast

It takes a certain sort of person to be truly wealthy, and those sorts often tend to be eccentric, as you’ll soon find out! Which character best represents your inner tycoon?

Madame Meow

Madame Meow is a shrewd, beautiful woman slightly past her prime. She can really pile on the sweet talk and be both demure and flirtatious, but when she gets over-anxious, her true colors slip through. She can get pretty emotional when caught up in the moment – watch out for her crazy laugh!
NameCatherine "Cat" Meow
Zodiac SignGemini
BirthdayMay 20
Blood typeAB
AgeTop secret!
Height5'3"
Weight119 lbs
OccupationPublic Relations Manager
Hobbygossip, night-life, eating out
PetMen
Likesmoney, luxurious living, action movies
Dislikesscrubs, her own cooking
HeroBill Gates
Madame Meow Says:Looks like another great night for me!

Introduction:

The glamorous Madame Meow can’t get enough of her luxurious lifestyle! She dines on the tastiest food, wears the most fashionable name brands, lives in a fancy house, and drives a car worth more than some people’s yearly salaries. She enjoys the finest in life, and knows that to have the finest, she has to have money. She really knows how to play the stock market, so her investments often pay off many times over. Clever, confidant, and sometimes arrogant, Madame Meow is always on the lookout for a well-to-do boyfriend. She’ll sweet talk rich and good-looking guys, but has a tendency to dump them when she feels bored or unfulfilled – which is pretty often. With all her money, will Madame Meow find that she can’t buy true love?

 

Ninja Bob

One too many ninja movie nights turned quiet high school student Bob into a would-be agent of the shadows. Now, he trains to use his chakra to unleash hidden techniques that will help him get better test scores and talk to girls without awkwardness. Good luck with that, Bob!
NameBob Brooks
Zodiac SignAries
BirthdayMarch 25
Blood type O
Age 16
Height5'7"
Weight143 lbs
OccupationNinja (Student)
Hobbytraining, camping, reading manga
Pet Eagle
Likesacting cool, martial arts movies, cup ramen
Dislikesgetting grounded
HeroNaruto Uzumaki
Ninja Bob Says: I’m not poor, I’ve just…uh…taken a vow of poverty!

Introduction:

Some said he had fallen to the forces of evil, but really, he was just busy with midterms! Ninja Bob trains every day to be the next great American ninja, trying hard to balance a life of martial discipline with the academic and social life of a student. He just got his driver’s license, so he’s hoping for a car, which he plans to call his "ninja-mobile". He runs "ninja missions" each day, but they’re actually just neighborhood deliveries for his parents’ local drugstore. Although he’s assertive as a ninja, he’s actually a quiet guy who hopes to meet cool friends and rivals through his covert missions. Now, he finally has the chance to earn big money and make his dreams come true.

 

Honest John

Honest John is an energetic old man, always looking on the bright side of life. He decided to come out of retirement to pass on his wise knowledge – both financial and moral - to all the young'uns.
NameJohn Quincy
Zodiac SignCancer
BirthdayJune 22
Blood type O
Age65
Height5'5"
Weight134lbs.
OccupationFarmer (formerly a CFO)
Hobbyplanting trees, microbrews, boxing
Pet His watchdog
Likesgripping television dramas, AM talk radio
Dislikesfried foods, a sedentary lifestyle
HeroBenjamin Franklin
Honest John Says: Oh-ho! Looks like I’ve made a profit without even trying!

Introduction:

Although he’s 65 years old, he works in his field every day to keep his mind and body fit. He used to work as Chief Financial Officer for an international company, but when he retired, he decided to pursue his longtime dream of farming and running a grower’s co-op. Despite his age, he claims to be “More than a match for any young whippersnappers!” He’ll put all his knowledge to use not only to help realize his dream, but also to help the younger generations become more financially responsible.

 

Wei Kewl

Wei Kewl easily speeds through her homework so she can spend her evenings online! She looks gentle and sweet, so people are sometimes surprised by her bold and decisive nature. “Wei Kewl” is actually her online alias.
NameWei Lin
Zodiac Sign Libra
BirthdayOctober 8
Blood type A
Age14
Height4'11"
Weight105 lbs
OccupationWaitress (Student)
Hobbyonline games, gymnastics
Pet Panda
Likesdumplings, romance novels, pawning n00bs
Dislikesbugs, e-mail spam
Hero Jet Li
Wei Kewl Says: A good start only gets you halfway to the finish!

Introduction:

Wei is liked by almost everyone she meets, both online and in day-to-day life. She’s acrobatic and full of poise, enjoys talking to people of all ages and personalities (though sometime she gets excited and chatters too quickly), and plays and posts online under the alias “Wei Kewl.” Her parents came from Taiwan, and she was born in the U.S. – now she helps them in their shop as a waitress on the weekends. Wei loves melodramatic romance novels and secretly checks them out from the library all the time, so she can cry over the hardships of the couples before they get together in the end. She’s friendly and a real sweetheart, but watch out – she has a competitive streak that really shows when she plays online games!

 

Tater Tot

Tater Tot is a baby who can’t yet speak, but she always seems to be trying to say something with her cute baby talk.
NameTater Tot
Zodiac SignCapricorn
BirthdayDecember 23
Blood type O
Age 1
Height2'5"
Weight28 lbs.
Occupation None
Hobbysleeping, crying suddenly for no apparent reason
Pet Parents
Likeschewing on random things, nursing
Dislikesdiaper rash
Hero Mickey Mouse
Tater Tot Says: Gaaaa~ Weeeeee~!

Introduction:

Whose baby is this anyway, and where are her parents?! Despite conventional wisdom, Tater Tot seems surprisingly adept on her own. Her greatest defense is her cuteness: with rosy cheeks and googly-eyes, even the meanest curmudgeon would soon be rocking her cheerfully to sleep. Whether or not you like babies, you just can’t dislike Tater Tot!

 

Moe Hommed

Moe Hommed is quite the character: bold and generous, always speaking in a booming voice. His Arabian philosophy of business has made him rich in his country, and now that his appetite has been increased, he’s turning his eye to the global market for potential investments.
NameMohammed Al-Nadim
Zodiac Sign Pisces
BirthdayFebruary 15
Blood type AB
Age 45
Height5'10"
Weight210 lbs.
OccupationInvestor, Chief
Hobbykaraoke, cooking, racing cars
Pet Rattlesnake
Likeshis record collection, big cities, penguins
Dislikespork, being timid in life
Hero Ali BaBa
Moe Hommed Says: Ah, such is life!

Introduction:

Moe Hommed is the eldest son of an Arabian Chief, and became the Chief himself when his father retired. Living the high life as he earned wealth through business ventures, he rarely knew hardship and ended up gaining weight over time. One day, he became fed up with his lifestyle and decided to go out on a journey into the world to experience everything he wanted to see and do, and to put his financial knowledge to the test. His journey was a success, and he met many new friends, such as Madame Meow and Wei Kewl. Now, after adjusting his business strategies and reading Sun Tzu’s Art of War, he returns to the global stage once again. His goal? To become rich beyond imagination!